Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Make a statement without saying a word in our “Designer T-Shirt”—the ultimate flex for anyone who loves looking bougie, even if it’s all in good fun. Bold, minimalist, and dripping with irony, this tee is a wink at high-fashion culture: you’re wearing it like it cost $900, but it’s really about attitude. Crafted from premium, soft cotton for that “I spent way too much and I don’t even care” feel, it fits like a dream whether you’re brunching, window-shopping in the luxury district, or just lounging at home in unapologetic style. Pair it with tailored pants, oversized sunglasses, or your go-to designer knockoffs for the full vibe. For the unapologetically extra, the effortlessly cool, and anyone who likes their humor with a side of haute c

Description: Celebrate in style with our “Cinco De Drinko” graphic tee—your go-to shirt for margaritas, good vibes, and festive fun. Designed for comfort and a little bit of attitude, this tee features bold, eye-catching lettering that instantly sets the tone for any Cinco celebration, girls’ night, or casual happy hour.

Description: She’s making t-shirts now. Yes. Yes she is. Because every creative phase deserves its moment. This tee is for the entrepreneurs, hobby hoppers, side-quest queens, and anyone who’s ever said “why not?” Soft, comfy, and just ironic enough.

Description: Sometimes silence is golden—and this shirt says it loud and clear. With the witty phrase "Your Two Cents Cost a Penny Too Much" front and center, this tee is perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, values their peace, or just loves a clever comeback. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it's as comfortable as it is cutting. Wear it to family dinners, office meetings, or anywhere unsolicited opinions roam free.

Description: Whether you're embracing your inner golden girl or just appreciate a good ironic flex, this shirt says: timeless, fabulous, and not to be messed with.

Description: “My Weighted Vest” – for when life’s heavy enough already. This tee is a hilarious take on fitness culture, boldly claiming what it’s clearly not. Soft, lightweight, and absolutely not adding resistance — except maybe to taking things too seriously. Wear it to the gym, school pickup, or your next emotional marathon.

Description: For every creative impulse, side hustle era, or chaotic rebrand moment. Whether you’re actually stringing beads or just embracing the vibe, this says it all — with just the right amount of ironic self-awareness.

Description: This “Dad Bod” t-shirt brings the muscle and the humor. For dad it’s the perfect mix of self-awareness and swagger. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a nod (or a chuckle) wherever dad goes.